March 11, 2008

• JAMAICAN ASSASSIN
  The CIA had an
  opening for an assassin.
  After all of the background checks interviews and
  testing were done there were
  three finalists:
  An American man, an English
  man and a Jamaican man.

  For the final test, the CIA agents took the
  American man to a large
  metal door and handed him a gun.
  We must know that
  you will follow our instructions, no matter what
  the circumstances. Inside
  this room you will find your wife sitting
  in a chair. You have to kill her."
  The American
  said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
  The
  Agent replies," Then you're not the right man for this job."
  The English man
  was given the same instructions. He took the gun
  and went into the room. All
  was quiet for about five minutes.Then
  the English man came out with tears in
  his eyes, "I tried blokes,
  but t I can't kill my wife", The Agent
  replies,
  "You don't have what it takes, take your wife and go
  home."

  Finally, it was the Jamaican's turn, he took the gun and went
  into
  the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another.
  Then they heard
  screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a
  few minutes, all was
  quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
  the Jamaican with torn clothes.
  He wiped the sweat from his brow and said,
  "How Unnuh so wicked! Unnuh neva
  tell mi di bloodclaat gun was loaded wid
  blanks!!
  A beat mi haffi beat har
  bomboclaat to death wid di rass chair!!"

  if it's difficult to understand the jamaican, i can translate. XD

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