April 15, 2008

  • An email from my friend, Phoenix. I thought it was funny:

    Subject: think before
    marriage

    Before Marriage - - - 

    He:      Yes. At last. It
    was so hard  to wait.

    She: 
       Do  you want me to leave?

    He:      NO! Don't even think
    about  it.

    She:    Do  you love me?

    He:      Of  course! Over
    and over!

    She:    Have you ever cheated on
    me? 

    He:      NO! Why are you even
    asking? 

    She:    Will you kiss me? 

    He:      Every chance I get!

    She:     Will you hit me?

    He:     Are you crazy! I'm not
    that  kind of person!

    She:   Can I  trust you?

    He:      Yes.

    She:     Darling! 



    After marriage -  - - simply
    read from bottom to top.   


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