March 27, 2008

  • worth more than the money I crave,
    feelings felt by me belonging to you I saved.
    though we knew nothing of each other,
    the feelings felt were close to that of a lover.
    pieces of me have been ripped apart.
    though i act tough, i'm weak at heart.
    tears shed, anguish felt, life's shattered,
    though fiction, nothing should have mattered.
    bleeding ink on paper, makes an impression,
    releasing my pain, and lessening my depression.
    frowning, eyes closed, crying, deep sigh,
    take care, fare thee well what was once mine.

    - deliccate


    don't ask, i won't explain  T_T

March 21, 2008

  • My Ode to Money:

    When I touch you fleetingly,
    you linger on my fingertips.
    I beg to you hold tightly,
    you continue to leave my grip.
    I try to lock you away from others,
    you always find your way out.
    Why?! Why won't you stay!? And never leave!
    I want to meet your friends.
    I want to live with you forever!
    Let's be together always!
    And yet, every month you leave me, to go to bills...
    Money, my passion for you swells.

    T_T

    The original Ode to Money:

    "My current relationship involves this
    special someone that goes in and out of my life. Never held unto
    tightly. When in my hands, always slipping through my fingers. And ever
    having me looking forward for more. Who is he? MONEY!"

    I just thought this was cute:
    [insert cute here]

March 20, 2008

  • for some reason, i've been inspired to flex my photoshop and quark skills XD
    Mr. April and his Easter "eggs" XD <3333

March 15, 2008

March 11, 2008

  • JAMAICAN ASSASSIN
    The CIA had an
    opening for an assassin.
    After all of the background checks interviews and
    testing were done there were
    three finalists:
    An American man, an English
    man and a Jamaican man.

    For the final test, the CIA agents took the
    American man to a large
    metal door and handed him a gun.
    We must know that
    you will follow our instructions, no matter what
    the circumstances. Inside
    this room you will find your wife sitting
    in a chair. You have to kill her."
    The American
    said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
    The
    Agent replies," Then you're not the right man for this job."
    The English man
    was given the same instructions. He took the gun
    and went into the room. All
    was quiet for about five minutes.Then
    the English man came out with tears in
    his eyes, "I tried blokes,
    but t I can't kill my wife", The Agent
    replies,
    "You don't have what it takes, take your wife and go
    home."

    Finally, it was the Jamaican's turn, he took the gun and went
    into
    the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another.
    Then they heard
    screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a
    few minutes, all was
    quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
    the Jamaican with torn clothes.
    He wiped the sweat from his brow and said,
    "How Unnuh so wicked! Unnuh neva
    tell mi di bloodclaat gun was loaded wid
    blanks!!
    A beat mi haffi beat har
    bomboclaat to death wid di rass chair!!"

    if it's difficult to understand the jamaican, i can translate. XD

March 10, 2008

  • it's so sad when a sweet lamb from upstate comes to the big city and gets nipped at by a vicious bitch...

    our poor little sweet lamb, C2 is being viciously used by psycho. and what can she do, come to deliccate~onesama.
    "deliccate~onesama, i have a not so important question to ask you. art thou busy?" - C2
    "oh, little one. i'm hear to listen to your troubles." - onesama
    "i am uncomfortable with with something and was wonder if i had to do what i'm told." - C2
    "please relate the circumstances..." - onesama
    "that very obtrusive person that sits in the front, she wants to change her lunch hour for today. and i'm wondering if i have to do it?" - C2
    "again!! No! you don't HAVE to do it. she's making this an issue." - onesama

    (re-enactment highly over exaggerated for enterainment purposes only.)

    rest of story in a moment...

March 6, 2008

  • i'm selling... any1 interested?

February 21, 2008

February 13, 2008