I am so beginning to hate all iPhones now. Before I had a few friends that owned an iPhone but now that my current boyfriend has one, it is all he will talk about. Constantly sending me emails or talking to me on the phone about how much he loves his iPhone about how he can find all these apps for his iPhone and how he watches video and downloads music on iPhone, that everything he will need is available on an iPhone. I keep telling him, get the iVagina and you won't need me and he laughs. With his constant harangue of how he loves his iPhone, I start tuning out and get the "You're not listening to me" speech. We had a long discussion about his iPhone fanaticism and I THOUGHT he understood that it's just nagging with the way he has nothing constructive to talk about aside from his iPhone and how disrespectful and annoying it is when he grabs his iPhone while I'm speaking to him, or when we go out. However, he makes excuses for himself and tries to rationalize that he doesn't see himself going on his iPhone as much as I'm describing. I've told him to check how often he holds it in his hand looking at the screen. Count how many times in an hour how many times you glance at your screen. He says I'm exaggerating and the next conversation would be about him finding some new app and that I should get an iPhone. Almost everyday or every week is a conversation about how me getting an iPhone would make my life easier. I tell him to go work for Apple or something and then zone him out.
So now that I've confessed this, I feel better and I think I'm going to ignore him for a bit and try to AGAIN direct conversations away from this iPhone snobbishness he's displaying.
OMG, I HATE IPHONE!

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